BlushingBroccoli

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This cat has to know it’s being INCREDIBLY creepy. I feel like a dog would never do this (not just because it’s impossible). If a dog is creepy, it’s unintentional. Like the time my dog appeared out of nowhere in a dark hallway, scaring me half to death. She just wanted my popcorn.

This cat has to know it’s being INCREDIBLY creepy. I feel like a dog would never do this (not just because it’s impossible). If a dog is creepy, it’s unintentional. Like the time my dog appeared out of nowhere in a dark hallway, scaring me half to death. She just wanted my popcorn.

(via sopranotheydidnt)

I was just about to read a book when I turned on the television and found an episode of Dateline. Sigh. If people stopped doing dastardly things to one another, maybe I could tear myself away long enough to read a paragraph or two. Damn murderers.

goldfrapp:

Official trailer for the new album Tales of Us

Album out September 9th, 2013

hair covers your face

whiskers sprouting from warm skin

beard is furry bliss

(Zomg, I’m so inspired. *stares into the horizon*)

Is fear of thunderstorms a learned behavior? My dog - who usually couldn’t care less where I am - has been following me around because it’s storming. We even had an awkward moment in the bathroom that made me wish I could explain the concept of privacy to her. The thing is she’s usually with my mother - someone who’s afraid of storms - who is not here at the moment, so I guess I’ll have to do. Next post: How to come to grips with the fact that you’re second-best in your dog’s life.

So, I’m watching Palladia when a Cody ChestnuTT video comes on. I thought he fell off the face of the earth long ago! Consider me pleasantly surprised.

I heard this while watching The Home Shopping Network (HSN) today. If the necklaces you make are melting into people’s skin, clearly you are a villainous creature hellbent on destroying décolletage everywhere and you need to be stopped.

afropolitanaesthetic:

Shingai Shoniwa of the Noissetes for Mizani

photo credits: https://www.facebook.com/MizaniUK

She is amazing, but what happened to the group (re: the not-so-new record)?

Roads - one of my favorite songs ever. Listen to it, guy.

Ermegerd. Yes.