Oh, the trials of someone who doesn’t watch enough soccer.

Me this afternoon: *eats chips* *wonders why commentators keep calling this guy Ashley Young when he is clearly Ashley Cole*

someoneatethis:

I made this for my boyfriend to let him know I don’t mind that he has a small dick. 

Dat pan, though!

someoneatethis:

I made this for my boyfriend to let him know I don’t mind that he has a small dick. 

Dat pan, though!

Tracy Chapman

Love’s Proof

Where You Live (2005)

You know what I have realized? Hulk is a big, solid guy. Yet you can knock him over with a feather - he will fall to the ground at the slightest contact.

*he’s still damn fine

The bee (or hornet?) in my room has just taken precedence over this game. I heard buzzing, but I thought it was coming from outside because my window has been open. Imagine my surprise when I saw it flying above my head. I hit it with a shirt, and the buzzing has ceased. I neither know where the bee/hornet (bornet?) is nor what’s happening in this game because I’ve left the room.

Wait! The spray vanishes?

nowness:

WEEKEND LOVE: THAT OBSCURE OBJECT OF DESIRE
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Is this object also a table? It so, it is a mesmerizing and confusing one.

nowness:

WEEKEND LOVE: THAT OBSCURE OBJECT OF DESIRE

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Is this object also a table? It so, it is a mesmerizing and confusing one.

How to pick up a microphone FKA twigs style

(Source: youtube.com)

Glad I can take a break from cleaning up my flooded basement to watch James Rodriguez’ debut for Real Madrid.

newyorker:

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Amy Davidson reflects on the aftermath of Michael Brown’s death in Ferguson, Missouri: http://nyr.kr/VgV7DX

“By Monday morning, the shopping streets in Ferguson were a wreck. From a teen-ager’s walk to the firing of a gun and the smashing of windshields: it will take hard…

Belmar, in his press conference on Sunday morning, told a story that involved Brown walking with another young man when the door of a police car they were passing opened and, for some reason, one of them forced his way into the police car and tried to get the officer’s gun.

This is a craven lie because one would have to be crazy and/or suicidal to do something like this, thus I don’t believe a word of it.

(Source: newyorker.com)