BlushingBroccoli

I was just about to read a book when I turned on the television and found an episode of Dateline. Sigh. If people stopped doing dastardly things to one another, maybe I could tear myself away long enough to read a paragraph or two. Damn murderers.

hair covers your face

whiskers sprouting from warm skin

beard is furry bliss

(Zomg, I’m so inspired. *stares into the horizon*)

Is fear of thunderstorms a learned behavior? My dog - who usually couldn’t care less where I am - has been following me around because it’s storming. We even had an awkward moment in the bathroom that made me wish I could explain the concept of privacy to her. The thing is she’s usually with my mother - someone who’s afraid of storms - who is not here at the moment, so I guess I’ll have to do. Next post: How to come to grips with the fact that you’re second-best in your dog’s life.

So, I’m watching Palladia when a Cody ChestnuTT video comes on. I thought he fell off the face of the earth long ago! Consider me pleasantly surprised.

I heard this while watching The Home Shopping Network (HSN) today. If the necklaces you make are melting into people’s skin, clearly you are a villainous creature hellbent on destroying décolletage everywhere and you need to be stopped.